6 Jokes About Eating Out

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Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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I told the chef I couldn't eat the soup. It was a little bit soupy for my taste.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and a fork.

I told the chef the food was incredible. He said, 'Thanks, we make it with love and a pinch of sarcasm.

I asked the waiter if the restaurant had Wi-Fi. He said, 'Yes, but it's not on the menu.

I tried to make a reservation at the library. The librarian said, 'We only have tables for books.

Why did the bread break up with the butter? It felt too spread out!

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