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You know, I was reading about these alleged alien abductions. People claim they get taken up to spaceships and examined, probed, and all sorts. Now, I've got a bone to pick with these aliens. Firstly, you've got to appreciate the terminology they use. 'Earthers.' Like, they've got this whole galaxy
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You know, if you ever encounter an alien, what's our go-to reaction? Panic, right? Like, "Oh no, the green creature's going to melt my face off with laser eyes!" But I bet aliens have a guidebook for meeting Earthers. Step one: Avoid the weirdos with cameras and conspiracy theories. Step
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Fashion. We think we're fashion-forward, right? But then these aliens land, and suddenly, our "trendy" looks like we're wearing burlap sacks! I mean, their outfits look like they're straight out of a sci-fi fashion show - holographic suits, bioluminescent scarves. Meanwhile, we're arguing over which socks go with which shoes.
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We think we're so high and mighty with our technology, right? I mean, we've got smartphones, smartwatches, smart houses - pretty soon, we'll have smart toasters giving us life advice. But then these aliens show up with their gadgets, and suddenly, our stuff feels like it's from the Stone Age.
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