5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For eagle

Desiring to get closer to eagles without getting pecked.

Bird watching can be risky. I once got too close to an eagle and realized that it really knows how to wing a confrontation.

Believing eagles are spying for the government.

You know an eagle is a government spy when it perches next to you and asks, "Are you a threat to national security or just here for the barbecue?

Trying to capture the perfect eagle photo but failing every time.

I tried to snap an eagle mid-flight, but it flew off too quickly. It must have thought, "I'm not photogenic when I'm soaring!

Eagerness to protect eagles' habitats while navigating urban development.

I heard a real estate agent say, "This area has soaring property prices!" I thought, "Great! For eagles or for buying a condo?

Constantly worried about an eagle swooping down during a picnic.

I'm not saying the eagle is a food critic, but it hovered over my sandwich longer than a Michelin-starred chef inspects their creation!

5 Jokes For Eagle