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I'm terrible at math, but I'm even worse at Tagalog numbers. My attempt at counting sounded more like a magic spell. "Isa, dalawa, tatlo... abracadabra! Nope, still not getting it.
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I asked my friend to teach me Tagalog numbers, and he said it's as easy as 1, 2, 3. Little did I know, in Tagalog, it's more like "Isang, dalawang, tatlong oras bago matutunan mo ito.
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Tagalog numbers are like my alarm clock - they wake me up to the reality that I need to adult today. "Isa, dalawa, tatlo... and it's Monday already? Ugh, can we go back to zero?
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I tried to impress my date by counting in Tagalog. She was like, "Wow, that's cute. But can you also count how many times you've been late for our dates?
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You know you're a true adult when you start using Tagalog numbers to calculate your bills. "Isa, dalawa, tatlo... okay, how many kidneys can I sell to cover this month's rent?
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Tagalog numbers are like a secret code in the Philippines. I tried ordering food, and the waiter responded in Tagalog numbers. I just nodded and hoped I wasn't accidentally ordering a family-sized feast.
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Tagalog numbers are like the unsung heroes of math. Forget algebra and calculus; try negotiating with a street vendor using only Tagalog numbers. "Gusto ko ito, pero singkwenta nalang, please!
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You know you're getting old when you start counting your wrinkles like, "Isa, dalawa, tatlo... oh wait, I lost count. Let's start over, but in Tagalog this time!
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I tried to impress my Filipino friend by counting in Tagalog. He just looked at me and said, "Nice try, but you're still not invited to the karaoke party." Apparently, numbers alone can't unlock the door to Filipino celebrations.
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