7 Jokes About Dwarves

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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What do you call a dwarf fortune-teller who can escape from any situation? A small medium at large!
Why did the dwarf bring a suitcase to the party? He wanted to pack a little punch!
Why did the dwarf become a detective? Because he was always close to the ground and could spot things others missed!
What's a dwarf's favorite type of math? Short division!
Why did the dwarf bring a ladder to the concert? To see the short band!
I asked my dwarf friend how he stays fit. He said, 'I do a lot of short sprints!
What do you call a group of musical dwarves? A rock band!

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