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I found a duplicate sock in my laundry the other day. It's like my washing machine is playing hide and seek with my socks. I'm just waiting for it to start leaving ransom notes like, "If you ever want to see your sock again, leave more quarters in the laundry room.
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Duplicate is the real MVP when it comes to file management. It's like the Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V of the digital world. I wish I had a duplicate button in real life for those days when I need a second cup of coffee just to function.
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You ever notice how duplicate buttons on photocopiers always look so smug? Like, "Yeah, I know I'm just here to make more of the same, but hey, I'm doing it with style!
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Ever hit the duplicate button on your TV remote by accident? Suddenly, you're watching two shows at once, and you start questioning if this is the future of multitasking or just a sign that you need a new remote.
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Duplicate notifications on your phone are the real-life equivalent of someone tapping you on the shoulder repeatedly until you acknowledge them. I'm just waiting for my phone to send me a duplicate apology for being so needy.
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I noticed my phone's duplicate contact feature works a little too well. It's like it's trying to help me maintain a backup social life in case my first set of friends ever decides to go on strike.
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Duplicate is the lazy person's best friend. I mean, who has the time and energy to create an original document every time? It's like duplicate is whispering, "Why reinvent the wheel when you can just roll with it?
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Duplicate keys are like the unsung heroes of forgetful people. Losing one key is a disaster, but with duplicates, it's just a minor inconvenience. It's like having a backup plan for your own absent-mindedness.
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I ordered a duplicate of my favorite book online, and they sent me two by mistake. It's like they knew I'd read the first one so fast that they needed to make sure I had a spare for the emotional recovery period.
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