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The Suspicious Duolingo User
Believing that Duolingo has ulterior motives.
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Duolingo's constant notifications make me question its intentions. Is it really trying to help me learn, or is it just a front for an owl revolution? Either way, I'm brushing up on my Spanish just in case I need to negotiate with our new owl overlords.
The Tech-Savvy Duolingo User
Treating Duolingo as a piece of advanced technology that's always one step behind.
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I'm waiting for the day Duolingo gets an upgrade and starts judging me like, "Really? You still don't know how to say 'hello' in Swahili?" I'll be here, patiently awaiting the judgment of my language-learning overlord.
The Competitive Duolingo User
Treating Duolingo like a gaming competition.
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I've turned Duolingo into a sport. I have a leaderboard in my head. Every time I beat someone, I imagine Duolingo giving me a virtual gold medal. It's the only competition where I can proudly say, "I'm fluent in German, and I have the bronze to prove it.
The Overachiever Duolingo User
Constantly trying to impress the Duolingo owl with dedication.
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I'm so committed to Duolingo; I started learning Klingon just to impress it. Now, every morning, I wake up, look in the mirror, and practice saying, "Qapla'!" just in case Duolingo is watching.
The Procrastinator Duolingo User
Always avoiding Duolingo notifications until the guilt becomes unbearable.
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I've mastered the art of swiping away Duolingo notifications with the precision of a ninja. It's a skill. Swipe left, ignore guilt. Swipe right, embrace procrastination.
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