5 Jokes For Dumped

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Updated on: Apr 13 2025

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The Dumpee's Perspective

Dealing with the heartbreak of being dumped
My ex said she wanted someone more spontaneous. So, I took her words to heart and surprised her by being single. She was shocked, and I was... well, still shocked.

The Matchmaker's Perspective

Trying to set up your recently dumped friend with someone new
My friend told me they want someone who's honest and loyal. So, I signed them up for a polygraph test. Let's see if they can handle the truth.

The Therapist's Perspective

Dealing with clients who've just experienced a breakup
I told my client that time heals all wounds. Now, I'm just waiting for someone to invent a time machine so I can speed up this healing process for them.

The Dumper's Perspective

Navigating the guilt and awkwardness of breaking up with someone
I tried the classic "We can still be friends" line after dumping someone. It's like telling someone you're trading in your car, but they can still ride shotgun occasionally. Spoiler alert: It doesn't work.

The Best Friend's Perspective

Navigating the delicate balance of supporting your friend after they've been dumped
I tried to cheer up my friend by saying there are plenty of fish in the sea. Now, he's convinced he's allergic to seafood. I didn't think that one through.

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