10 Dtf Jokes

Observational Jokes

Updated on: May 19 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is being "Down to Feng Shui" your living room for optimal relaxation.
I thought my friend was being all spontaneous when he said he was DTF. Turns out, he was just really passionate about trying different flavors of Donuts, Tacos, and French fries.
I saw someone post "DTF" on social media, and I was like, "Wow, they must be really into digital transformation." Turns out, they were just looking for a date.
You know you're getting old when "DTF" used to stand for "Down to Fiesta," but now it's just a reminder to check if your joints are "Down to Function.
I recently discovered that my neighbor has a sign in their garage that says "DTF Zone." I thought it was a Do-It-Yourself Fixer-upper area, but turns out it's just where they store their lawn equipment.
My friend asked me if I was DTF, and I thought they meant "Down to Fold" laundry. So, I showed up with my laundry basket, and they were very confused.
The other day, I got a message saying, "Hey, are you DTF?" I panicked, thinking I missed some important meeting at the office. Turns out, they just wanted to go to the Dog Training Facility together.
You know you're a responsible adult when "DTF" for you is making sure your Dishwasher, Trash, and Floors are taken care of before anything else.
Back in my day, "DTF" meant "Dinner's The Focus." Now, it seems like it means something entirely different. Maybe it's just my appetite that's changed.
The other day, I overheard someone saying, "I'm always DTF." I got excited, thinking they were talking about their commitment to doing taxes frequently. Turns out, it was a whole different kind of accounting.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
May 20 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today