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The Audience's Perspective
Trying to enjoy the concert, but the person next to you thinks they're auditioning for a percussion spot.
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You know you're at a weird concert when the audience is drumming more passionately than the actual drummer. Maybe they're just practicing for their next Zoom call.
The Drum Set's Perspective
Feeling neglected because the drummer always talks about "the beat" but never asks how the drum set is doing.
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Drum sets are like the therapists of the band. They sit there, take a beating, and everyone expects them to keep perfect timing. I bet they have drum-therapy sessions when we're not around.
The Neighbor's Perspective
Trying to be supportive, but the drummer next door practices at the most inconvenient times.
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I tried to be supportive of my neighbor's drumming career. I bought him noise-canceling headphones. Now, I can't hear his drumming, but I also can't hear the TV, my phone, or my own thoughts. Thanks, neighbor!
The Drummer's Perspective
Trying to impress the band with a solo, but the bassist won't stop stealing the spotlight.
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Drummers and bassists are like siblings. The bassist is the annoying little brother who thinks he's the star, and the drummer is just trying not to hit him too hard.
The Drumstick's Perspective
Constantly torn between being the drummer's trusty sidekick and having an identity crisis about whether it's a musical instrument or a kitchen utensil.
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Drumsticks should have a union. We work hard, get banged around, and sometimes we break. We deserve more recognition. Maybe a Grammy for Best Supporting Role in a Drum Solo?
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