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So, I've been trying to get in shape, and I thought, maybe I should try the Dru ks diet. You know, instead of counting calories, you count how many shots you can handle before passing out. It's the only diet where you lose both your keys and your appetite. Picture this: nutritionists recommending a glass of red wine with every meal for that anti-oxidant boost, and a tequila shot for digestion. Forget about "keto" – it's all about "keg-o" now!
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I heard there's a support group for people who can't spell "drunk" properly – it's called Dru ks Anonymous. You know, where they gather and confess, "Hi, I'm Bob, and I can't type after happy hour." It's a safe space for those who've sent embarrassing messages to their exes, blaming it on autocorrect. "I swear, I was just trying to say I miss your c uddles, not your—well, you know what I mean!
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I have a theory that "Dru ks" is actually a glimpse into the future of language. We'll all be communicating in abbreviations and emojis. Shakespearean plays will become emojis, and instead of saying "I love you," we'll just send a heart emoji. In this brave new world, "Dru ks" will be a sophisticated way of saying, "I had a bit too much to drink last night." So, if someone asks how your weekend was, you can just reply with "Dru ks" and leave them guessing.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I've been doing some research lately, and I stumbled upon a fascinating topic: "Dru ks." Now, I'm not sure if it's a typo or if someone just got too dru nk while typing, but let's explore the possibilities. Maybe it's a new fitness trend, you know? "I do CrossFit, she does yoga, and he's into dru ks!" I can already imagine the workout routine: stumbling on a treadmill, lifting a bottle of wine as a dumbbell. It's a full-body experience, folks!
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