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The Inmate
Trying to avoid dropping the soap in prison.
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I was thinking of starting a support group for guys in prison. I'd call it "Slippery When Wet Anonymous." Our motto: "Keep your soap and your secrets secure!
The Overly Cautious Inmate
Living in constant fear of dropping the soap.
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They say facing your fears is therapeutic. Well, I faced my fear of dropping the soap by switching to liquid soap. Now I just have to worry about slippery plastic bottles. Progress!
The Soap Manufacturer
Trying to market soap to inmates without sounding suspicious.
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I'm working on a new slogan: "Our soap is so irresistible; even your cellmate won't let it go. Cleanliness is next to cellmate-iness!
The Prison Guard
Dealing with the constant soap-dropping incidents and maintaining a straight face.
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I've started a side business selling soap-on-a-rope to inmates. It's like a high-stakes game of tug-of-war in there. Whoever holds on the longest wins the cleanliness championship!
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