7 Jokes For Dreading

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Updated on: Sep 06 2024

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I dread explaining puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally!
Why did the skeleton dread the party? He had nobody to dance with!
I used to dread weddings until I realized they're just big receptions for me to eat cake!
Why did the ghost dread telling lies? Because he was afraid they'd come back to haunt him!
I used to dread public speaking until I realized the audience is just a bunch of people hoping you'll entertain them!
I dread people who take the elevator to the second floor. Seriously, take the stairs; it’s not Everest!
Why did the comedian dread the escalator? It always took him to the next level!

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