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The Clumsy Handyman
Accidentally turning the drapes into a DIY disaster.
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My friend said, "I didn't expect the drapes to be a tripping hazard." I replied, "Well, consider it a feature. It's the only home where you can practice interpretive dance while navigating the living room.
The Burglar
Struggling to rob a house with the fanciest drapes in town.
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I finally got inside, and there I am, standing with a bag of loot, surrounded by luxurious drapes. I thought, "If I'm going to get caught, at least I'll do it in style. Maybe they'll let me keep the drapes in prison!
The Paranoid Neighbor
Believing that the neighbor's drapes hold the secrets to a global conspiracy.
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I decided to investigate, so I peeked through their window. Turns out, it's just a really intense game of Scrabble. Who knew conspiracy theories could be so educational?
The Interior Designer
Trying to convince the client that drapes are the key to happiness.
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I had this client who insisted on minimalism. I said, "Fine, we'll get you minimalistic drapes." Now every time they close them, they're confronted with the minimalist amount of sunlight. It's all about balance!
The Drape Salesperson
Trying to sell drapes to someone who insists they can live without them.
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I tried to convince them, "Drapes are not just window decorations; they're an investment in your emotional well-being. Plus, they're excellent for pretending you're in a dramatic music video when the mood strikes.
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