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Nonchalant Player
Trying to act like the draft doesn't matter
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My strategy for the draft is simple: I make sure I'm not in the bathroom when they call my name. The rest is just background noise. I've got a game to focus on, not a popularity contest.
Overeager Coach
The pressure of choosing the perfect draft pick
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My drafting strategy is simple: I close my eyes, point randomly at the list, and hope for the best. It's like playing Russian roulette with million-dollar contracts. Hey, at least it keeps things exciting!
Disgruntled Veteran
Dealing with rookies during the draft
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The only thing worse than a bad draft pick is a rookie who thinks they know it all. I've been in this game longer than they've been out of diapers. I don't need advice from someone who can't even grow a decent beard yet.
Superstitious Team Owner
Balancing the need for a good draft with bizarre superstitions
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My lucky charm is a rabbit's foot. Well, it used to be a rabbit's foot until I found out it was actually a kangaroo's. Now I just hope our draft picks have the jumping power of a kangaroo. It's all about that vertical leap, right?
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