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The Weatherman
Trying to predict the weather
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My wife told me I should be more romantic, so last night, I whispered sweet forecasts into her ear. She said it was the first time someone made predicting rain sound sexy.
The Tour Guide
Leading a hiking tour
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I told the group, "This trail is easy; it's just a walk in the park." Then they realized it was a national park with bears. Suddenly, everyone's a speed hiker.
The GPS Navigator
Getting lost in the wilderness
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My GPS said, "You have arrived at your destination." Yeah, thanks for that, but my destination was a warm bed, not a damp sleeping bag in the middle of nowhere.
The Chef
Cooking a perfect Thanksgiving dinner
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My mashed potatoes are so lumpy; they're like the awkward silences at a family dinner. You try to smooth them out, but there's always that one uncle who brings up politics.
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