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Ever try to plan a hangout with Dom, the overseas explorer? "Sure, let's grab coffee. How about next year?" I'm just trying to coordinate schedules for a weekend brunch, and Dom's acting like he's orchestrating a UN summit.
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Do you ever feel like your life is stuck on a loop while Dom's is on fast-forward? He's the guy who's "overseas," and I'm the one stuck in a perpetual cycle of hitting the snooze button. If life were a race, Dom would be on the winner's podium, and I'd be tying my shoelaces.
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Dom's the type of person who says things like, "I'm jet-lagged from my latest trip." Meanwhile, I'm just trying to recover from the time change when daylight saving kicks in. Jet-lagged? I'm still trying to figure out how to reset my microwave clock.
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Dom's the only person I know who can turn a casual conversation into a geography quiz. "Oh, you've never been to Azerbaijan? It's fantastic this time of year." I'm struggling to locate it on a map, and Dom's treating it like his second home.
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I was talking to Dom, the overseas expert, and he casually dropped, "I was in three different countries last week." I was in three different grocery stores last week, trying to find my favorite snacks. Does that count as a world tour?
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You know you're not living your best life when your idea of an international experience is ordering takeout from a different country. Dom's dining on authentic street food in Bangkok, and I'm debating between Chinese or Italian tonight.
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I envy people who are "overseas" because, in my world, going to the neighboring town feels like a grand adventure. Meanwhile, Dom's sipping cocktails on a beach somewhere, and I'm over here celebrating successfully parallel parking.
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You know you have a friend who's always overseas when your phone autocorrects "home" to "hotel." My phone thinks I'm a travel blogger thanks to Dom. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to navigate the treacherous path of grocery shopping during rush hour.
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You ever notice that person who's always overseas, like they're on a perpetual vacation? I mean, I can barely plan a weekend getaway, and here's Dom, turning life into his own international sitcom. "Coming soon: Dom's Adventures Abroad – Episode 257: The Lost Luggage Chronicles.
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