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The Dollar Bill's Perspective
Living in the wallet can be suffocating!
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I asked my wallet neighbor, a fifty-dollar bill, how he copes. He said, "Well, I've got more space, but everyone expects me to pick up the tab all the time. I'm like the sugar daddy of the wallet!
The Dollar Bill's Retirement Woes
Constantly worrying about being replaced by digital currency!
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I asked a Bitcoin how retirement feels. It said, "I just sit in a digital wallet and watch my value fluctuate." I said, "Well, I get crumpled up and fluctuate between couch cushions – we're not so different after all!
The Dollar Bill's Perspective on ATMs
Feeling like a pawn in the money chess game!
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The ATM once said to me, "Do you want a receipt?" I said, "Nah, just give me a hug. It's lonely in here." The ATM sighed and said, "You're the third bill today asking for emotional support. Maybe I should start charging for therapy.
The Dollar Bill's Date Night
Always feeling undervalued!
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I took a hundred-dollar bill on a date, and things got awkward. I asked, "Do you want anything from the vending machine?" She replied, "Just get me something small." I handed her a single dollar, and she said, "Well, you did ask for something small!
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