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What did the biologist say after dissecting a plant? 'I've got the root of the matter!
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What did the science teacher say when the student asked why they had to dissect a frog? 'It's a ribbiting experience!
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Did you hear about the vegetarian who tried to dissect tofu? It was a real plant-based autopsy!
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What do you call a surgeon who specializes in dissecting frogs? A hop-sician!
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What's a mathematician's favorite way to dissect pizza? By using pi-ces!
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What did the grape say before being dissected? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Anyone else feel like dissecting a frog in high school was just revenge for all the bad grades?
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I mean, dissecting a frog was supposed to teach us about biology, but all it taught me was that formaldehyde smells worse than my jokes.
Dissecting things? Sounds like a serial killer's hobby!
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You know, I tried to dissect a joke once. But just like a frog in biology class, I killed it.
Ever tried to dissect a cat's behavior? Turns out, they're just furry little existential crises.
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I attempted to dissect my cat's behavior once. Conclusion? Cats are the CEOs of 'I do what I want, when I want,' and they won't apologize for it.
I thought about dissecting the meaning of life, but then I remembered I have to feed my fish.
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I considered dissecting the meaning of life once. Then I realized that if I figure it out, I'll probably get interrupted by mundane tasks like feeding my fish or fixing the toaster.
I hear they can dissect celebrities' lives with just a click. It's like TMZ has a Ph.D. in gossip!
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If someone could dissect my life like they do with celebs, they'd find the plot twist: I'm just a regular person trying to figure out life, not an A-lister with paparazzi chasing me.
I wish I could dissect my procrastination habit. But I'll do it tomorrow.
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If I could dissect my procrastination, I'd probably find a thriving community of unfinished to-do lists and a monument dedicated to 'I'll do it later.
You ever try to dissect your internet bill? You need a PhD in confusion!
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I attempted to dissect my expenses once. Turns out, I spend 90% of my money on food and the other 10% on pretending I understand my bills.
They say you can dissect anything these days. I'm waiting for the 'How to Dissect a Bad Date' manual.
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I think if we dissect my love life, we'll find out it died of natural causes: awkwardness and bad timing.
You think it's easy to dissect a problem? Try dissecting my grandma's advice about relationships!
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I tried to dissect relationship advice from my grandma once. Let's just say, 'Love thy neighbor' isn't great counsel for Tinder.
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