5 Jokes For Disembodied

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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The Ghostly Matchmaker

Struggling to set up ghostly couples when everyone is transparent about their feelings.
I thought I found the perfect match, but it turns out they were just haunting each other from a distance.

The Lonely Ghost

Trying to make ghost friends in an afterlife where everyone is avoiding you.
I tried speed dating for ghosts, but it didn't work out. Every time I tried to get close, they just went through me.

The Disgruntled Poltergeist

Frustration with not being able to break things properly and scare people effectively.
The other day, I slammed a door so hard, it didn't creak or groan. It just sent me a thank-you card for the chiropractic adjustment.

The Paranormal IT Specialist

Fixing computer issues for fellow ghosts who can't type without going through the keyboard.
I told a ghost to reboot, and he said, "Great, I've been practicing that my whole afterlife. How do you do it?

The Ghost Chef

Dealing with the challenges of cooking when your ingredients keep passing through you.
I made a delicious cake, but it was so light, it floated away. Now I have a "phantom pastry" reputation.

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