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Have you ever noticed how the kitchen sponge is the unsung hero of cleanliness? It's like a superhero, fighting off the evil forces of dried ketchup and last night's spaghetti sauce.
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Speaking of dirty secrets, let's talk about the email inbox. It's the digital junk drawer of our lives, where unread newsletters and forgotten subscriptions go to live a lonely existence.
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You ever notice how the TV remote is the dirtiest item in any household? It's like a petri dish for every snack residue known to man. Scientists should study remotes to find the cure for every known flavor.
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Why is it that the bottom of a woman's purse is like a black hole? I once found a pen in there that I lost in 2005. It's like Narnia, but with more crumpled receipts.
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Let's talk about the laundry basket. It's the only place where your clothes get a taste of what life is like outside the closet. They must gossip about the socks that never make it back.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is cleaning the bathroom. Nothing says "living on the edge" like battling soap scum and conquering the kingdom of toilet bowl grime.
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My grandma used to say, "A clean house is a happy house." Well, Grandma, if that's true, my house must be ecstatic, because it's never met a dust bunny it didn't want to adopt.
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The dirtiest word in any relationship? "Chores." If you want to test the strength of your love, try assembling IKEA furniture together. If you survive, you can handle anything.
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The dirtiest trick my smartphone plays on me is autocorrect. I'm just trying to text my friend, and suddenly I'm inviting them to a "ducking" party. Thanks, autocorrect, for making me the bird enthusiast of the group.
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