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Have you ever noticed that the fancier the restaurant, the smaller the portions? It's like they believe in the philosophy of "less is more," but my stomach has a different philosophy – more is more, especially when it comes to garlic bread.
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You ever notice how a dinner date is like a delicate dance? You're both trying to impress each other, but also trying not to accidentally fling spaghetti sauce on your face. It's like a romantic ballet with a side of marinara.
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Dinner dates are like a live cooking show where you pretend to be interested in your date's culinary knowledge. "Oh, you can tell the chef used a blend of exotic spices? I was just impressed they knew how to turn on the stove.
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Choosing a restaurant for a dinner date is a delicate balance. You want somewhere nice enough to impress but not so fancy that you're Googling how to pronounce the menu items in the bathroom.
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There's an unspoken rule during dinner dates – never be the first one to finish eating. It's like a game of gastronomic chess, and you're strategizing when to make that final fork drop.
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Going on a dinner date is like entering a silent agreement to eat the most photogenic food possible. No one wants to be caught on camera struggling with a massive burger or dealing with a rebellious piece of sushi. It's all about the Insta-worthy bites.
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You ever notice how dessert on a dinner date is like the happy ending of a movie? Even if the rest of the evening was a rollercoaster, a good dessert can sweeten the entire experience. Unless they suggest sharing a single scoop of ice cream – then it's a horror movie.
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The real challenge of a dinner date is decoding the menu. Suddenly, you're a detective trying to solve the mystery of whether the dish labeled "Braised Blissful Lamb" is a euphemism for "expensive mutton.
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Dinner dates are like a crash course in manners. Suddenly, you're reevaluating your entire life because you can't remember which fork is for salad and which one is for making grand, sweeping declarations of love.
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