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Ever notice how dim the screens are on some ATMs? It's like they're protecting your PIN and robbing you of the joy of seeing your bank balance in all its glory. "Is that a comma or a decimal point?
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I went to a friend's house, and their living room was so dimly lit, I thought I entered a room full of secrets. I was waiting for someone to lean in and whisper, "The meaning of life is...
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I stayed at a hotel with dim hallway lighting. It's like they want you to feel like you're in a mystery movie every time you go to get ice. "Is that the ice machine, or the portal to Narnia?
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I tried reading a book in a dimly lit cafe. It was so dim; I'm pretty sure I finished a chapter and accidentally joined a secret society. "Oh, you're into cryptic novels? No, just trying to decipher the menu.
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Dim office lighting is a corporate conspiracy. They want you to feel so sleepy that you mistake your keyboard for a pillow. "Yeah, I was just testing the ergonomic features of my desk.
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You ever notice how dim the lighting is in most restaurants? I feel like I'm on a romantic dinner date with a flashlight. Are they trying to set the mood or save electricity?
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I walked into a store with dim fitting room lights. I couldn't tell if I was trying on clothes or auditioning for a witness protection program. "Yes, officer, I saw the suspect in a slightly darker shade of black.
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My phone's brightness setting goes from 1 to 10, but let's be real, after 5, it's just a fancy way of saying, "Hey, do you want to blind yourself or what?
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I asked my doctor about my dim memory. He said it's probably because my brain is conserving energy, just like those energy-saving light bulbs. Great, now I have an energy-efficient brain – too bad it's on the dim setting.
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