17 Jokes For Did You Hear The One About

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Updated on: Jul 10 2024

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Did you hear the one about the computer? It had a lot of byte.
Did you hear the one about the bed? It never made itself because it was too cover-minded.
Did you hear the one about the pencil? It had a point.
Did you hear the one about the belt? It was a waist of time.
Did you hear the one about the shoe store? I tried to buy some shoes from it, but they said they were soleless.
Did you hear the one about the light bulb? It's bright but not very incandescent.
Did you hear the one about the calendar? It had too many dates.

Did You Hear the One About the Extroverted Introvert?

I'm an extroverted introvert. I love parties. Just not the ones I have to attend.

Did You Hear the One About the Lactose Intolerant Cow?

Ever heard of a lactose intolerant cow? Yeah, she's all about that almond milkshake.

Did You Hear the One About the Amnesiac Comedian?

You know, it's tough being a comedian with amnesia. Every time I get off stage, I have to ask the audience, Did I just bomb or was that last week?

Did You Hear the One About the Introverted Party Clown?

Ever met an introverted party clown? Yeah, he's the one hiding in the balloon animal.

Did You Hear the One About the Overconfident Mime?

I saw an overconfident mime today. Tried to perform the glass box trick. It wasn’t his best performance, but he's still in denial.

Did You Hear the One About the Hypochondriac Doctor?

I went to see a hypochondriac doctor the other day. He gave me a prescription for a placebo. I said, What's this? He said, Just imagine it's medicine.

Did You Hear the One About the Time Traveler?

Ever met a time traveler? Neither have I. But they say he's coming to a show last year.

Did You Hear the One About the Dyslexic Librarian?

Met a dyslexic librarian. Asked him for the book on fear of long words. He handed me a dictionary.

Did You Hear the One About the Vegan Zombie?

You heard about the vegan zombie, right? He's all about grains, not brains.

Did You Hear the One About the Clairvoyant Bartender?

I met a clairvoyant bartender once. Gave me a drink and said, You'll be back. He was right; it was terrible.

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