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The Overly Enthusiastic Cat Owner
Someone who treats their cat as if it's a world-renowned celebrity.
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You know your friend is too into their cat when they throw a birthday party for it, complete with a catnip cake and feline guests. I asked if I could bring my dog, but they said it would be a "cats-only" affair. Discrimination much?
An Overly Competitive Grandma
Grandma's overly competitive nature in everyday activities.
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You know your grandma is too competitive when she joins a knitting club and turns it into a cutthroat knitting Olympics. Last time, she accused Mrs. Johnson of using performance-enhancing yarn.
The Conspiracy Theorist Gardener
A person who believes their plants are communicating secret messages.
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You know someone's into gardening conspiracy theories when they say, "The roses told me the truth about chemtrails." I didn't have the heart to tell them it's just pollen, not a government plot.
The Superstitious Crosswalk User
Someone who believes that crossing the road only brings luck if done in a particular way.
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You know someone's too superstitious when they refuse to cross the road unless a black cat walks by first. I tried explaining that we're in the city, and the only cats around here are dumpster-diving tabbies, but they insisted on feline guidance for safe passage.
The Competitive Office Coffee Brewer
Intense competition over who makes the best office coffee.
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You know your office is too into coffee competitions when the breakroom has a leaderboard for the best brew. Last week, I slipped to second place, and now everyone calls me the "decaf loser.
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