4 Jokes For Dictionaries

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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I've started to suspect that dictionaries are conspiring against us. I mean, think about it. They introduce words like "sesquipedalian" and expect us to know what it means. For the record, it means the use of long words. Could they be more ironic?
And who decided what goes into the
Let's talk about those words in the dictionary that sound so innocent until you read the definitions. I mean, who came up with these things? Take the word "studious," for example. It sounds like a compliment, right? But then you read the definition, and it's like, "devoted to study." Well,
You ever notice how life is like a giant, confusing dictionary? I mean, seriously, have you ever tried to understand people? It's like flipping through pages, looking for the definition of sanity and finding a picture of someone eating spaghetti with a comb. What dictionary did they read?
I recently
Dating is like searching for the right definition in a dictionary. You start with the cover, judging the book by its font. Then you flip through the pages, hoping to find a word that resonates with your soul. "Ah, 'ambitious,' that's the one!"
But then you realize that dating is

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