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Why did the phone go to school? It wanted to be 'smart' instead of just 'phoney'!
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I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition. Now she's mad because she thinks I'm 'yelling' at her!
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I told my computer I needed more friends. Now it won't stop calling me a 'data hog'!
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Why did the smartphone get a job at the bakery? It wanted to be on a 'roll' with technology!
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Why did the smartphone start a band? It wanted to be in sync with the times!
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My phone asked me if I wanted to hear a joke about construction. I told it to 'ring it up'!
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Why did the smartphone bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw everyone's attention!
Lost in Translation
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Ever try using voice-to-text while in a heated argument? It's like playing a dangerous game of telephone with Siri. I once sent a message that was supposed to say, I'm furious, but Siri translated it to, I'm a curious cat. Now my friends think I'm into some weird role-playing.
Siri's Sassy Replies
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Siri has developed quite the attitude. I asked her for the weather, and she replied, Look outside, genius. I'm just waiting for the day she gives me relationship advice. Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with talking to your phone, you'd have a date by now. Siri, the ultimate digital wingman.
Telemarketers Anonymous
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I got so frustrated with telemarketers that I decided to start my own support group – Telemarketers Anonymous. We meet every week to share our horror stories. Last time, Dave confessed he accidentally bought a timeshare from a telemarketer. I said, Dave, that's not a support group; that's a financial disaster club with a really bad marketing strategy.
Voicemail Vendetta
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I hate leaving voicemails. It's like performing a one-person play with no audience. I always end up leaving messages that sound like I'm auditioning for a role in a soap opera. Hi, it's me. I just wanted to say, I love you... ordering pizza for dinner. Call me back, it's urgent.
Dial-up Dilemma
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You ever remember the good old days of dial-up internet? It was like making a call to the internet and hoping it would pick up. I used to pray for a strong connection, but all I got was the suspenseful sound of dialing that made me question if I accidentally called my grandma's landline. Hello, Nana? No, sorry, just trying to watch cat videos on YouTube.
Phone Charger Conspiracy
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I swear phone chargers have a secret society. You leave your charger at a friend's place, and suddenly it disappears into the abyss of forgotten chargers. I imagine them having secret meetings, plotting against us. This one belongs to Steve. Let's make it vanish and see how long it takes for him to notice.
Wrong Number Wisdom
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I love it when you accidentally call the wrong number, and the person on the other end tries to give you life advice. No, sir, I called the wrong number, not the psychic hotline. I don't need to know about my future; I need directions to the nearest pizza place.
Autocorrect Mayhem
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Autocorrect is like that friend who thinks they know what you're about to say and finishes your sentences. But instead of being helpful, autocorrect turns your text into a Shakespearean tragedy. To pee or not to pee, that is the question. Damn you, autocorrect, I was just asking about pizza!
Butt Dialing Adventures
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I butt-dialed my ex the other day, and now I'm convinced my phone has a vengeful spirit. It's like my phone has a mind of its own, scrolling through the contact list, thinking, Let's stir up some trouble, shall we? I'm just waiting for the day it dials my boss during my karaoke rendition of I Will Survive.
Speed Dating, Dial-up Style
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I tried speed dating once, but it felt more like a dial-up connection. Awkward pauses, strange noises, and by the time I got to the punchline of my joke, the date had already timed out. Well, I guess our compatibility is as slow as my download speed.
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