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Why did the diabeatles start a band? Because they wanted to play 'Can't Buy Me Insulin'!
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Why did the diabeatles refuse to eat dessert? They were worried about a 'Sweet and Low' sugar level!
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Why did the diabeatles go on a diet? They wanted to 'Let It Beet' and avoid sugar overload!
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What's a diabeatle's favorite place to hang out? Abbey Road – it's a 'Sugar-Free Zone'!
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Why did the diabeatles become farmers? They wanted to grow their own 'Hey Food' without worrying about hidden sugars!
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What do diabeatles do when they can't find their glucose monitor? They 'Come Together' and search for it!
Diabeatles Anthology: Insulin Edition
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Their album anthologies are different. Instead of outtakes and rare tracks, it's just a compilation of every time they had to pause a concert for a sugar check.
Norwegian Wood, Sugar-Free Edition
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In their song Norwegian Wood, instead of burning down Norwegian Wood, they're just trying to figure out how many carbs are in Norwegian pastries.
When McCartney Meets McGriddle
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Imagine a collaboration between Paul McCartney and a breakfast sandwich. Instead of Hey Jude, it's Hey Dude, you've got maple syrup on your shirt, and your blood sugar is through the roof!
Abbey Road, But Make It Low-Sugar
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They tried to recreate the Abbey Road album cover, but instead of crossing the street, they were just navigating through a pharmacy looking for discounted test strips.
Diabeatles: A Sweet Tribute Band
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You know, I heard about a band called the Diabeatles. They play all the classic hits, but instead of 'Twist and Shout,' it's 'Twist the Insulin Pump.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club: The Diabetic Remix
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Their most famous album got a remake. Instead of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, it's Sgt. Pepper's Low-Glucose Band, Always Ready with a Snack.
Sugar, Sugar, Not So Sweet
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You know their hit song I Want to Hold Your Hand? Well, for diabetics, it's more like I want to hold your hand, but not if it's covered in cake frosting.
Diabetic Beatlemania
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They had to cancel a tour once because the drummer's glucose monitor alarm went off in the middle of Yellow Submarine. Apparently, he was in the red zone.
Diabetic Lyrics
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You ever hear their version of Yesterday? Yesterday, all my beta cells worked, now I need insulin to get by.
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