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You ever notice how dentists are like the superheroes of the mouth? I mean, they wear masks, have the power to make you open wide, and if you're lucky, they might even give you a fluoride treatment instead of a cape.
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Going to the dentist is the only time it's acceptable for someone to judge you based on your flossing habits. It's like a dental confessional - "Forgive me, dentist, for I have not flossed in three weeks.
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Dentists must have a secret pact to make every toothpaste taste like mint. Can we get some variety? Maybe a barbecue-flavored toothpaste for those who like to keep it spicy?
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Dental hygienists are the unsung heroes of the dental world. They spend all day cleaning teeth, yet they never get the same recognition. It's like being the opening act for the rockstar dentist.
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Dentists always ask you questions when their hands are deep inside your mouth. It's like a dental game show. "And for 100 points, can you tell me if you've been experiencing any sensitivity here?
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Dentists must have a secret competition to see who can use the most confusing dental jargon during an appointment. I swear, half the time I'm nodding and pretending to understand, but in my head, I'm just hoping my insurance covers the mystery procedure.
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You know it's a strange profession when dentists make you feel guilty for not taking care of your teeth, and they do it while holding sharp objects. It's like a guilt trip with a dental drill soundtrack.
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Dental appointments are the only place where you willingly pay someone to point out your flaws. "Oh, your gums are bleeding here. Looks like someone skipped a brushing session, huh?
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Dentists have this magical ability to carry on a conversation with you while they're scraping away at your teeth. I can barely talk without food in my mouth, and here they are, discussing weekend plans during a cleaning.
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