5 Jokes For Deliberation

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Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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Indecisive Aliens

Aliens deliberating whether Earth is worth invading.
I imagine alien discussions about Earth go like this: "Should we invade?" "Well, they have chocolate, but they also have kale smoothies. It's a tough call, really.

Cautious Coffee Mugs

Coffee mugs debating the best way to keep coffee warm.
Coffee mugs are the true architects of our mornings. They deliberate over whether they should keep the coffee hot for longer or let it cool down, just like we debate hitting the snooze button or getting up.

Contemplative Cacti

Cacti reflecting on their prickly personalities.
Cacti must have intense internal debates. One cactus turns to the other and asks, "Do you think people touch us to feel alive, or are they just trying to prove they can handle a little pain?

Pensive Puppies

Puppies overthinking which toy to play with.
Puppies are the ultimate philosophers. Mine spends hours staring at its reflection in a water bowl, probably wondering if it's the same dog it was yesterday. "Am I evolving or just getting fluffier?

Overthinking Octopus

Deliberation on the best way to approach a task.
I tried to help an overthinking octopus make a decision once. It took so long that by the time it chose, the question was irrelevant. Turns out, it was just deciding what to wear for its underwater Tinder profile picture.

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