7 Jokes For Delaney

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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I asked Delaney if she's a morning person. She said, 'Well, I'm a person in the morning.
I asked Delaney if she believes in ghosts. She said, 'No, but I'm afraid of commitment.
I told Delaney she should open a bakery. She said, 'I'm already knead deep in debt.
I told Delaney she should be a motivational speaker. She said, 'I'd rather be a demotivational sleeper.
I asked Delaney if she's good at math. She said, 'Well, I'm good at subtracting sleep from my night.
I told Delaney she should write a book. She said, 'I already did, it's called a grocery list.
I asked Delaney if she's into fitness. She said, 'Yeah, fitness whole pizza in my mouth!

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