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The Vegetarian Ghost
A ghost who can't find ghostly vegetarian food
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Vegetarian ghosts have a support group called "Spirits Anonymous." They sit around and share stories like, "Today, I resisted the temptation to possess a cheeseburger. It was tough, but I did it.
The Overprotective Ghost Dad
A ghost dad who can't stop haunting his living family
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I told my ghost dad I was going on a date, and he said, "No worries, I'll be there too – just in spirit. Literally." It's like having a supernatural wingman who won't take no for an answer.
The Competitive Ghost Dad
A ghost dad who still wants to be the best parent
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I asked my ghost dad for advice, and he said, "Always stay ahead of the living. Literally. Float a couple of inches above the ground at all times – it freaks them out.
The Forgetful Ghost
A ghost who forgets they're dead
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I knew a ghost who was so forgetful; he tried to update his Facebook status to "still alive." Needless to say, his friends weren't clicking the "like" button.
The Tech-Savvy Ghost
A ghost struggling to adapt to the modern world
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There's a new app for ghosts called "Spookify." It helps them schedule hauntings, keep track of their scaring stats, and even swipe right on other single ghosts. Because afterlife's too short to be haunting alone.
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