6 Jokes For Daylight

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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Daylight saving time is like a good friend – it's there for you, but you still forget about it sometimes.
What did the ray of sunshine say to the gloomy cloud? 'You need to lighten up!
I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode until daylight saving kicks in.
I'm on a daylight diet – I can only eat when the sun is up. It's a bright idea, don't you think?
I asked the sun why it rises so early. It said, 'I like to get a headstart on the day – it's my shining moment!
I was going to tell you a joke about daylight, but it's too bright for me to think of one!

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