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I bet the Dark Knight's playlist is just a bunch of brooding music. Can you imagine Batman cruising in the Batmobile with some emo tunes blaring? "I will remember youuuu..." Yeah, that's definitely his jam.
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And finally, you know what's ironic? Despite being called the "Dark Knight," Batman's arch-nemesis is a clown. I mean, talk about a contrast! One's brooding in the shadows, and the other's trying to fit into a tiny car with 20 of his buddies. Ah, Gotham, you never cease to amaze me!
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You ever think about how Gotham City has the worst lighting? I mean, they call it the "Dark Knight," but honestly, the whole city looks like it forgot to pay its electric bill. No wonder Batman needs all those gadgets; he's probably just trying to find his way home!
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The Dark Knight's suit must be made of some magical material. I mean, it's bulletproof, fireproof, and probably even resistant to bad reviews from critics. If only my self-esteem was as indestructible as Batman's armor!
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You know you're a true "Dark Knight" fan when you start looking for bat-shaped clouds in the sky. I tried it once, ended up seeing a flying squirrel and got excited. Close enough, right?
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I've always wondered, does the Dark Knight ever have a laundry day? I mean, that suit has got to stink after a night of fighting crime. Imagine trying to get Bat-sweat out of spandex; now that's a challenge even Alfred wouldn't sign up for!
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You ever think about how Batman's utility belt is basically a Swiss Army knife on steroids? I mean, one pocket has a grappling hook, and the other probably has a cappuccino maker. Because nothing says "I'm here to fight crime" like a freshly brewed latte!
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You ever notice how the "Dark Knight" sounds like the name of a medieval vigilante, but it's actually about a guy in a high-tech suit with a lot of emotional baggage? I mean, where's the knight on a horse? Batman's more like a knight on a fancy Batmobile!
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Have you ever tried to have a casual conversation with someone while they're wearing a Batman mask? It's like talking to a wall with pointy ears. I guess being mysterious is part of the job description when you're the Dark Knight, but come on, Batman, give us a smile!
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