7 Jokes For Dangling Participle

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Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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My friend asked me, 'Do you know any good jokes about dangling participles?' I replied, 'Hanging on to those can be quite tricky!
Dangling participles are like bad drivers—they never signal their intentions clearly.
Why did the dangling participle apply for a job in construction? It wanted to work on its hanging skills.
A dangling participle walks into a bar. Turning to the bartender, it says, 'After hanging around all day, I need something to tense me up.
Dangling participles are like uninvited guests—they always arrive at the wrong sentence.
Why did the writer break up with the dangling participle? It kept hanging on to old mistakes.
My friend is always misplacing her dangling participles. I suggested she try a grammar GPS, but she's afraid it might lead her into a parallel sentence.

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