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My dad hit the big 4-0, and suddenly he's all about staying fit. He bought a fancy fitness tracker. Now, every time he walks to the fridge, it's logged as a "step towards a healthier lifestyle." I guess snacks are now part of the fitness journey.
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So, my dad's 40 now, and he's convinced he's still got the moves. He tried to teach me his "cool" dance from the '80s. Let's just say it looked less like dancing and more like a mix between interpretive yoga and trying to swat away imaginary flies.
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My dad's 40th birthday gift to himself was a brand-new toolbox. I asked him what he was planning to fix. He looked at me dead serious and said, "Well, son, my collection of mismatched screws isn't going to organize itself." I guess he's on a mission for the ultimate dad achievement: perfectly sorted hardware.
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My dad's birthday wish was for a relaxing weekend. He got his wish – we sent him to a spa. Now he's the most zen guy on the block, but he keeps asking for cucumber slices for his eyes at dinner. Dad, we're having pizza, not a spa day.
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You know, my dad just turned 40. He's officially entered the age where he gets excited about getting a new lawnmower. I walked into the garage, and he was there, polishing it like it was a vintage sports car. I didn't know grass cutting technology had so many enthusiasts.
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So, we threw a big party for my dad's 40th birthday. You could tell he was embracing his new age when he blew out the candles on the cake and wished for a lower back that doesn't sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies every time he stands up.
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I asked my dad what he wanted for his 40th birthday, and he said, "Just some peace and quiet." I thought he was joking until he handed me a pair of noise-canceling headphones and said, "Here, wear these when you're around.
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For my dad's 40th, we got him one of those DNA ancestry kits. He was excited to find out his roots until he realized that most of his ancestors were probably just really good at avoiding doctor's appointments.
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You know you're officially an adult when your idea of a wild 40th birthday party is staying up past 10 PM. My dad's party was so crazy; the neighbors complained about the excessive noise of a group of middle-aged people playing bingo.
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