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Turning 40 is like a dad joke – it might be groan-worthy, but it's all in good fun!
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to his 40th birthday? Because he wanted to reach new heights of dad jokes!
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Why did the dad wear a wizard hat on his 40th birthday? Because he wanted to turn '40' into 'fantastic'!
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Why did the dad get a trophy on his 40th birthday? For being the world champion at telling 'dad jokes'!
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Dad's 40th is proof that laughter is the best medicine – especially if it's accompanied by cake!
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Why did the dad bring a magnifying glass to his 40th birthday? To make his cake look bigger, of course!
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What's a dad's favorite music at 40? The 'oldies' – songs he still thinks are cool!
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On my 40th birthday, my kids told me they got me a gift that would make me feel young again. They handed me a bottle of hair dye and said, Here, Dad, bring back the glory days. I guess they think I need a little more pepper in my salt-and-pepper hair.
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I asked my kids what they got me for my 40th birthday. They proudly handed me a homemade card that said, Dad, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned. Well, at least they acknowledge that I'm aging like a fine wine and not like a carton of milk that's about to expire.
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My kids organized a birthday treasure hunt for my 40th. Clues led me all over the house until I finally found the buried treasure – a stash of their old toys they wanted me to clean up. Ah, the joy of being a pirate in the sea of Legos and action figures.
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My kids decided to give me the gift of relaxation for my 40th birthday. They handed me a coupon for a day at the spa. Great, except it was a homemade coupon for a quiet day – basically, they promised not to argue for a whole day. Best gift ever, as long as it's renewable.
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My kids decided to throw me a surprise party for my 40th birthday. The surprise? They invited all my old friends from high school whom I haven't seen in years. Nothing like reconnecting with people who still remember me for that embarrassing mullet I had in the 80s.
Dad's 40th birthday for kids to give
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Kids are great at giving gifts, aren't they? My little one hands me a box wrapped in superhero paper for my 40th birthday. Excitedly, I open it to find...socks. Not just any socks, but superhero socks. Because nothing says, Happy 40th, Dad! like having Iron Man on your ankles.
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My kids threw me a surprise party for my 40th, complete with a cake that had Over the Hill written on it. I thought it was a bit much until they explained they made a typo – it was supposed to say, Over the Grill, because apparently, I'm a barbecue master now.
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You know, my kid came up to me and said, Dad, we gotta do something big for your 40th birthday. I'm thinking, Awesome, they're planning a surprise party! Turns out, they just wanted to give me a coupon book with discounts on chores. Happy birthday, here's a 50% off coupon for taking out the trash.
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For my 40th birthday, my kids thought it would be a great idea to make me a scrapbook of all our family memories. It's touching, except the first page was just a picture of me with a caption that said, Before hair loss. Thanks for the reminder, kids.
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My kids wanted to surprise me for my 40th birthday, so they planned a grand celebration. I walk into the living room, and they've set up a Dad Zone with caution tape. Apparently, turning 40 means I need my own quarantine area. Thanks, kids, I feel so youthful now.
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