5 Jokes About Curves

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Art and Creativity

Appreciating artistic curves or the struggle of creating perfect curves in art.
I tried sculpting once. Thought I'd make a masterpiece with elegant curves. Ended up with something resembling a potato that went through a wind tunnel.

Shopping for Clothes

Finding clothes that fit just right or dealing with unexpected shrinkage.
Bought a shirt that said 'pre-shrunk.' Yeah, apparently that was before it saw my washing machine. Now it's more like 'post-stretch, pre-maze.'

Fitness and Exercise

Embracing body curves while aiming for fitness or the unexpected results of workout routines.
They say exercising gives you curves in all the right places. I think I found those places—my fridge and my couch. They've never been curvier.

Driving on Winding Roads

Dealing with the twists and turns or navigating through unexpected curves.
Driving through curves is like being in a salsa dance with my car. 'One-two-three, brake, sway, curse at GPS, and dip into existential dread.'

Math Class Flashbacks

Dealing with mathematical curves or the irony of how curves in math didn’t prepare us for real-life curves.
Funny how in school, they made such a fuss about graphing curves. If only they'd taught us how to calculate the curve of a pizza slice's trajectory into my mouth.

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