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Art and Creativity
Appreciating artistic curves or the struggle of creating perfect curves in art.
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I tried sculpting once. Thought I'd make a masterpiece with elegant curves. Ended up with something resembling a potato that went through a wind tunnel.
Shopping for Clothes
Finding clothes that fit just right or dealing with unexpected shrinkage.
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Bought a shirt that said 'pre-shrunk.' Yeah, apparently that was before it saw my washing machine. Now it's more like 'post-stretch, pre-maze.'
Fitness and Exercise
Embracing body curves while aiming for fitness or the unexpected results of workout routines.
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They say exercising gives you curves in all the right places. I think I found those places—my fridge and my couch. They've never been curvier.
Driving on Winding Roads
Dealing with the twists and turns or navigating through unexpected curves.
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Driving through curves is like being in a salsa dance with my car. 'One-two-three, brake, sway, curse at GPS, and dip into existential dread.'
Math Class Flashbacks
Dealing with mathematical curves or the irony of how curves in math didn’t prepare us for real-life curves.
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Funny how in school, they made such a fuss about graphing curves. If only they'd taught us how to calculate the curve of a pizza slice's trajectory into my mouth.
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