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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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