7 Jokes For Curd

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Updated on: Jun 13 2025

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My curd started a band, but it couldn't find the right 'whey' to the top. It needed a 'gouda' manager!
My curd told me it wanted to be famous. I said, 'Well, you've already got the 'cult' following!
I asked my curd for a joke, and it said, 'I'm really good at setting the curd... but jokes? That's a whey different skill!
My curd is so good at keeping secrets. It's a real pro at curdling information!
My curd said it was going on a diet. I guess it's trying to be a little more 'cultured'!
I tried to make a joke about curd, but it was too cheesy. I guess that's what happens when you milk a joke too much!
My curd tried stand-up comedy, but it was a little flat. Maybe it needs a 'rise' in confidence!

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