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I tried to be a cunning linguist in the job market. Put it on my resume and everything. They called me in for an interview, and the first question was, "Can you say 'unique New York' three times fast?" That's when I knew I misunderstood the job description.
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I met a cunning linguist at a coffee shop. I said, "Hey, can you teach me some linguistic tricks?" They replied, "Sure, just order your coffee in a language the barista doesn't understand, and you'll always get a confused but intriguing smile.
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I found out my neighbor is a cunning linguist, and I thought, "Great, I'll finally have someone to help me decode my doctor's handwriting." Turns out, it's not that kind of linguistic expertise. My prescriptions remain a mystery.
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You know, I heard someone refer to themselves as a "cunning linguist" the other day. I thought, "Wow, that's impressive! Are you bilingual, or did you just outsmart a thesaurus?
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I tried to impress my date by calling myself a cunning linguist. She said, "Oh, fancy! Can you talk dirty in another language?" I panicked and said, "Yeah, sure, 'laundry, dishes, vacuum'... you know, the real naughty words.
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Imagine if Shakespeare were a modern cunning linguist. "To emoji or not to emoji, that is the question." I bet his sonnets would have been like, "Roses are red, violets are blue, send me a text, and I'll respond in a minute or two.
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My friend told me he's a cunning linguist, and I was like, "That's awesome, man! Do you also solve crimes with your linguistic skills?" He said, "Nah, but I can decode the cryptic messages my cat sends me with her meows.
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I asked my grandpa if he was a cunning linguist in his day. He chuckled and said, "Son, back in my time, we didn't need fancy titles. We just called it having a way with words and a penchant for charming the socks off people. No linguist required.
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Being a cunning linguist sounds cool until you realize it just means you're really good with words. I tried it out at a party, telling people I'm a cunning linguist. They looked at me like, "Oh, so you're good at spelling bee tournaments?
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