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Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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You ever meet someone who proudly declares they're a cuckold, and you're just there thinking, "Did they sign up for this or accidentally check the wrong box on a relationship survey?
Cuckoldry is like a surprise party you didn't want to attend. "Hey, happy anniversary! We invited Dave from accounting to join us. Hope that's cool.
You know, being a cuckold is like being a referee in a game you didn't even sign up to play. "Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where I agreed to officiate the Love Olympics?
I imagine being a cuckold is a bit like ordering a pizza and then finding out it's for delivery to the neighbor's house. "Hey, that's my extra cheese and emotional baggage!
You ever notice how "cuckold" sounds like the name of a superhero who's really into sharing? "Look up in the sky! It's Cuckold! Faster than a speeding compromise!
I was reading about the concept of a "cuckold," and I couldn't help but think, "Is that just the upgraded version of being a third wheel?" Like, you're not just a spare tire; you're the spare tire with relationship drama.
Dating advice these days is confusing. They say, "Don't be a cuckold," but also, "Communication is key." So, I guess the key is to communicate, just not about sharing your partner with Superman over there.
I overheard someone talking about being a cuckold, and I thought, "Is this some new form of relationship recycling? Reduce, reuse, and reluctantly share your partner.
I tried looking up "cuckold" in the dictionary, but all I found was a picture of someone stuck in traffic with their GPS saying, "Recalculating route: Relationship detour ahead.
I bet the first person who was called a cuckold was just like, "Wait, what? I thought we were playing Monopoly, not Monogamy!

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