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You ever notice how crock-pots have this magical power to make everything taste like home? It's like they have a PhD in comfort foodology or something.
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You know, the term "crock" feels like the millennial version of "nonsense." "That's a crock!" Sounds like something my grandma would say when she's not pleased with the world.
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I find it amusing how "crock" is this multipurpose word. It can describe a load of nonsense, a kitchen utensil, or even a plot twist in a movie. Talk about versatility!
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It's funny how "crock" is a word that expresses disbelief or something dubious. But when you're in the kitchen and someone says, "Hand me that crock," suddenly, it's the most trustworthy thing in the room.
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We've all experienced those moments when someone starts talking a load of nonsense, and you can't help but think, "Okay, who fed this person a crock-pot full of stories?
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Crockery, the fancy word for plates and dishes. Why do we use such a sophisticated term for things we'll probably end up accidentally breaking anyway? "Ah, yes, let me hand you this delicate piece of crockery." And cue the sound of it slipping from your fingers.
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You know you're officially an adult when you get excited about new additions to your crockery collection. "Oh, a new teacup! This is going straight into the 'please use for special guests only' section!
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Ever notice how crockery seems to be allergic to the ground? You drop one piece, and it's like, "Farewell, sweet prince." But drop your phone? Suddenly, it's got nine lives!
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Have you ever noticed how we use the word "crock" to describe a load of nonsense? But have you seen the variety of "crock" in the world? We've got crock-pots, crockery, crocodile tears... That's a whole crock-load of confusion!
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