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What do you call a sketchy neighborhood for artists? The Doodle District!
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I told my friend I was thinking about becoming a sculptor. He said I had a chiseled personality!
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I tried to tell a joke about graphic designers, but it had too many layers.
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I asked the art teacher if they could draw a conclusion. They said it was sketchy!
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Why did the filmmaker always carry a backpack? For their reel-y important stuff!
Creative People: Where Procrastination is a Form of Performance Art
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I asked my creative friend how their project was going, and they said, I'm in the ideation phase. Translation: they're mastering the art of staring into space and calling it brainstorming. If procrastination were an Olympic sport, creative people would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps.
Creative People: Transforming Coffee Shops into Low-Budget Co-Working Spaces
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You know you're in the presence of creative minds when you walk into a coffee shop and it looks like a scene from a tech startup. Laptops, notebooks, and more wires than a spaghetti factory. I came for a latte, not to witness the birth of the next Silicon Valley sensation.
Creative People: Where the Messy Desk is a Sign of Genius
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I walked into a creative workspace, and their desk looked like a tornado had a disagreement with a paintball gun. It's organized chaos, they said. I'm sorry, but if your desk looks like a crime scene, I don't want to know what's going on in that brilliant mind of yours.
Creative People: Turning Doodles Into a Serious Career Choice
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I envy creative folks. They can turn a doodle on a napkin into a masterpiece and call it 'abstract expressionism.' If I draw a stick figure, it looks like a crime against art. Maybe I should start a movement called 'minimalist realism.' Yeah, that's just a fancy term for terrible drawing skills.
Creative People: Because Normal Notebooks Are Too Mainstream
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Creative folks have those fancy leather-bound notebooks. You know the ones. The more worn and distressed they look, the more artistic the ideas inside must be. I tried taking notes in one once, and suddenly my grocery list felt like Shakespearean poetry. To buy or not to buy, that is the question.
Creative People: Where 'Eccentric' is a Compliment
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You ever notice how creative folks are described as eccentric? It's like they've turned weirdness into an art form. If I started talking to myself in public, they'd call it a problem, but a creative person does it, and suddenly they're channeling their inner Shakespeare.
Creative People: Mastering the Art of 'Deep Thoughts' at Inopportune Moments
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I asked my creative friend what they were thinking about during a meeting. They said, Oh, just contemplating the meaning of life. Meanwhile, I'm over here contemplating if it's too early for a snack. Creative minds have a knack for having profound thoughts at the most inconvenient times.
Creative People: Because 'Normal' Working Hours Are for Amateurs
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I asked my creative friend when they get their best ideas. They said, Oh, usually around 3 AM. Apparently, inspiration respects neither sleep nor societal norms. Meanwhile, I struggle to come up with coherent thoughts before my first cup of coffee at a very reasonable 9 AM.
Creative People: The Only Species That Can Turn a Simple Task Into an Existential Crisis
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Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever seen a creative person trying to choose a font for a document? It's like they're picking the font that will narrate the epic saga of their grocery list. Helvetica, the bold and the beautiful journey of milk and eggs. I just wanted a shopping list, not a cinematic masterpiece!
Creative People: Turning Everyday Objects Into Art, and by Art, I Mean Tripping Hazards
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I went to a creative friend's house, and it felt like I was walking through a modern art exhibit. There were sculptures made of random objects strategically placed to test my agility. I'm just trying to survive your living room without doing a face plant, not auditioning for Ninja Warrior.
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