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The Uber Driver
Crashed the car... not the party
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It's a tough gig being an Uber driver, especially when your passenger insists they know a shortcut. We end up on this narrow, winding road in the middle of nowhere. I'm sweating bullets, and they're like, "Trust me, it's a time-saver." We didn't save time; we saved ourselves a spot on the "Most Unplanned Road Trip" list. Crashed the route, but hey, adventure awaits.
The Wedding Planner
Crashed the wedding cake
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Note to self: never let me near a wedding cake again. I was trying to be all elegant, carrying the cake with both hands, and then I tripped on my own shoelaces. Crash! Cake down. Now, whenever someone asks about my wedding planning skills, I say, "I specialize in gravity-defying desserts." Crashed the cake, but hey, it was a memorable wedding.
The UFO Enthusiast
Crashed the alien party
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Picture this: me, alone in the desert with my UFO-catching gear. Suddenly, a bright light appears in the sky. I'm thinking, "This is the moment!" It wasn't. Turns out, it was a meteor crashing. I mistook the universe's firework show for an intergalactic meet-and-greet. Crashed the alien party, but at least I brought snacks.
The Computer Programmer
Crashed the system
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I thought I was a coding genius until the day my program crashed the entire company server. The IT guys were not impressed. They looked at me like I brought a wrecking ball to a game of Jenga. Now, whenever I walk by, they whisper, "There goes the human bug." Crashed the server, but at least I'm famous in the IT department.
The Pizza Delivery Guy
Crashed into the wrong party
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The worst part? I walk into this house, confidently holding the pizza, and everyone's staring at me like I'm a celebrity. I'm thinking, "Wow, word travels fast." Then someone whispers, "That's the new dance instructor." I crashed their dance party with a pizza, and now they think I'm the instructor. Next week, they're expecting dance lessons with their extra cheese.
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