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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Eyebrow-raising surprises are the best!
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a banker because I need dough!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Guess it's taking things literally!
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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Guess it's taking things literally!
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. And then told me I was adopted. Talk about embracing the unexpected!
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else. Apparently, ears aren't very good at hitting the right keys!
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