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Why did the cracker become a detective? It had a knack for solving crisp-terious cases!
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What's a cracker's favorite dance? The salsa, of course – it loves a good dip!
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Why did the cracker apply for a job? It wanted to be outstanding in its field!
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Why was the cracker always invited to parties? Because it was so a-MAIZE-ing!
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What did the cracker say to the peanut butter? Stop sticking around, you're too clingy!
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Why do crackers always make that loud noise when you bite into them? It's like a snack rebellion against the silent dignity of soup. 'Hey, liquid, watch me shatter your tranquility!'
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Crackers are deceptive. You think you're having a light snack, and suddenly you've eaten the entire box. It's the only time in life when being a cracker addict is socially acceptable. 'Hi, my name is John, and I'm addicted to crackers.'
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I bought a box of crackers the other day. The expiration date? Oh, it said, 'Before you find the meaning of life.' Great, now I have an existential snack crisis every time I reach for one.
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I tried to impress a date by ordering fancy crackers at a restaurant. The waiter presented them like they were some rare delicacy. Little did I know; I was paying for the privilege of eating glorified cardboard with a side of airs and graces.
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I asked my doctor for a dietary recommendation, and he said, 'Eat more whole grains.' So, I switched to whole grain crackers. Now I'm convinced my doctor moonlights as a stand-up comedian. 'Doc, you're really cracking me up with these health tips!'
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Crackers are like the introverts of the food world. They never start the conversation; they just wait there quietly, hoping the cheese will make the first move. 'Say something, Brie, I'm giving up on you.'
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Crackers are the only food that's socially acceptable to eat in bed. 'Honey, pass me the crackers, I'm having a midnight existential crisis, and I need something to munch on while I question my life choices.'
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Crackers, the only food that's more rebellious than a teenager. You open the box, and suddenly it's like they've declared independence on your kitchen counter. 'We're breaking free, man!'
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Crackers are the unsung heroes of potlucks. You bring the dip, but the crackers do all the heavy lifting. It's like the dip is the celebrity, and the crackers are the underappreciated stunt doubles.
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