7 Jokes For Cpap

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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I told my CPAP machine a joke, but it didn't laugh. It said, 'I take my air pressure seriously.
My CPAP machine is a great listener. It hears all my snores and doesn't judge!
My CPAP machine and I have a motto: 'Inhale the good vibes, exhale the snores!
My CPAP machine and I are a dynamic duo. It provides the air, and I provide the zzz's!
What do you call a detective with sleep apnea? A nap-investigator, armed with a CPAP badge!
What did the snoring bear say to the CPAP machine? 'You're not taking my job, just making it easier!
I asked my friend if he uses a CPAP machine. He said, 'No, I prefer the natural rhythm of my snores.

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