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Why did the coworker bring a ladder to the office? Because he heard the job was up-and-coming!
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I asked my coworker if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He told me to build it up slowly.
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My coworker told me he can't stand math. I guess that's why he always sits during meetings!
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Why did the coworker bring a fan to work? Because things were getting a little too heated in the office!
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Why did the coworker become an astronaut? Because he wanted to space out during meetings!
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Why did the coworker always have a parachute at his desk? In case the boss asked him to take a dive into a project!
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I told my coworker I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. He can't put it down!
Meeting Room Wrestling
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We had a meeting the other day, and my coworker and I fought for the prime seat next to the outlet. It was like a silent battle of electric dominance. I won, but now I'm known as the guy who takes meetings hugging the wall like it owes me money.
The Microwave Maestro
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Ever had that coworker who heats up fish in the office microwave? It's like they're trying to see if they can turn the breakroom into a seafood restaurant. I come in, and it's like, Welcome to Salmonella Springs – where the aroma is free, but the consequences are on you!
Desk Safari
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I've got this coworker who's got a desk so messy, it looks like a tornado hit a paper factory. I swear, every time I walk by, it's like I'm on a wildlife safari, discovering new species of bacteria and unknown forms of life. I need a hazmat suit just to borrow a pen!
Cubicle Chronicles
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You ever have that one coworker who's always hovering around your desk like they're the office drone police? I mean, I'm just trying to send an email, not commit a white-collar crime! I half expect them to pull out a badge and say, Freeze, you're under too many tabs!
Office Olympics
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We decided to have an office Olympics, and my coworker took it a bit too seriously. I mean, who knew that chair spinning could be an Olympic sport? I'm just here for the paycheck; they're training for the spin cycle championships.
The Meme Mogul
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You know that coworker who insists on sharing memes in the office chat? I've started to suspect they're getting paid per meme. I'm just waiting for them to slide into my DMs with a sponsorship offer from the Laugh Factory. Hey, want to make money by laughing at cat memes? Sign here!
Coffee Break Standoff
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There's this unwritten rule in the office about the communal coffee pot - apparently, if you didn't brew it, you can't have it. I walked in on a coworker guarding it like they were protecting Fort Caffeine. I thought about challenging them, but I don't mess with people who are hopped up on espresso and righteousness.
Desk Doppelgänger
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I've got a coworker who has the same desk chair as me. I mean, what are the odds? Now, every time I sit down, I have this strange sense of identity crisis. It's like, Am I at my desk, or am I in the Matrix? Is Keanu Reeves my boss now?
Snack Drawer Sabotage
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My coworker and I have this unspoken war over snacks. They keep sneaking into my snack drawer like it's the Forbidden City of Cheez-Its. I've started booby-trapping it with empty wrappers just to mess with them. Let's see them explain the evidence at the snack tribunal.
The Email Whisperer
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You know you've got that coworker who types so loudly on their keyboard, you can practically hear them drafting their resignation letter? It's like they're auditioning for a role in The Typing Dead. I'm just waiting for them to start hissing at their computer screen.
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