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The Cow Therapist
Providing emotional support for cows with moo-related issues
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Tried to console a cow that was feeling down. I said, "Hey, you're not alone. We all have our pasture problems." Now I'm on speed dial for the local herd. I guess I'm a moo-d specialist.
The Cow Stand-Up Comic
Dealing with hecklers who moo during the set
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I told a joke about chickens crossing roads, and someone in the crowd decided to add a moo sound effect. I appreciate the effort, but I'm pretty sure that's not how the joke goes. Next time, let's stick to the script, folks.
The Conspiracy Theorist Cow
Believing that cows have a secret society
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I overheard two cows talking, and one said, "Why do we moo?" The other replied, "It's classified information, but let's keep them guessing." Now I can't look at a field of cows without thinking they're hatching some grand scheme.
The Linguistic Cow Translator
Deciphering the true meaning behind a cow's moo
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I asked a cow if it was happy, sad, or just moo-tional. It looked at me and mooed, and now I'm even more confused. Maybe they're just messing with us, and moo is their way of saying, "Gotcha!
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